Signs...

Dear All ( especially ladies), please don't mind me when you view the picture of signs below...They're just signs that I see in the other way around...

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Bed Time Story For Everyone...

" Gold Wrapping Paper"

The story goes, that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper.

Money was tight, and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.

Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma."

The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over-reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened
the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner.

"Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?"

She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it, until it was full". The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around her little girl, and she begged her forgiveness for her thoughtless anger.

An accident took the life of the child only a short time later, and it is told that the mother kept that gold box by her bed for all the years of her life.

Whenever she was discouraged, or
faced difficult problems, she would open the box and take out an imaginary kiss, and remember the love of the child who had put it there.

In a very real sense, each of us--as human beings--has been given a golden box filled with unconditional love
and kisses from our children, family, friends and GOD. There is no more precious possession anyone could hold.

Goodwill From Dubai

I got this message from a friend of mine when I was in Dubai, now let keep it circulating once again, just in case.

Here it goes...

BEWARE OF PAPER AT THE BACK GLASS OF YOUR VEHICLE

(This can happen to anyone – anywhere)

NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKING (NOT A JOKE!!!)

Heads up everyone. Please, keep this circulating...

You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into Reverse. When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view.

When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car hacker's appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off.

They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car.

And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity is now compromised!

BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.
If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just drive away.

Remove the paper later. And be thankful that you read this e-mail.

I hope you will forward this to friends and family, especially to women.

A purse contains all kinds of personal information and identification documents, and you certainly do NOT want t his to fall into the wrong hands.

Please keep this going...

Department of Tourism and Commerce Marketing,
Government of Dubai,
P. O. Box 594, Dubai
United Arab Emirates
Tel: + 971 4 223 00 00 Fax: +971 4 223 00 22
http://www.dubaitourism.ae

6 Classic Affairs

First Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.

"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."

"You lying bastard!

You've been playing golf!"

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The 2nd Affair:

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"

The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "! Not this time!"

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The 3rd Affair:

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must! be saved for posterity."

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

"I have to show you something you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead?!?!"

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The 4th Affair:

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."

"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."

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The 5th Affair:

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."

"One Cent?" the man thought.

He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"

"A nickel," the barman replied.

"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."

The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The bartender replied,

"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

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The 6th Affair:

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."

"There's no need to," his wife replied.

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."

Nothing Is Impossible...

When someone tells you that you can't do something...

Look around...

Consider all options...

Then GO for it!

Use all the things God gave you!

Be creative!

In the end, you will succeed and prove them wrong!

Always remember... "Nothing is impossible, if your heart is willing"

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St.Lucia's Carnival

St Lucia's Carnival is the most extravagant event on the island. Each year in the capital, Castries, throngs of people jam the streets in colorful costumes to parade to the latest soca and calypso hits.

The major highlight of the carnival season is the calypso competition. The island's premier performers pit their lyrical and musical abilities in an attempt to win the coveted Calypso Monarch title. The season begins months in advance, with competitors performing nightly for audiences eager to hear the latest offerings.

The carnival also features a beauty queen competition, a steel band competition called Panorama and a King and Queen of the Band competition. Individuals representing particular bands compete in elaborate costumes before a panel of judges. Amidst the revelry there is also a jam that features top soca acts from throughout the Caribbean.

All of the action explodes into a kaleidoscope of color and sound on Carnival Tuesday when the costumed bands take to the streets for a day of complete and unadulterated fun.

Here are some pictures to share for you...

with Mr...errr Mr. $

with a beautiful woman

I can't believe they did that

Something, something errrr....I don't know too

Another..............

Devils

Carnival Queen

Another one

My favorite one but she lost

Ah! this little boy is looking at something interesting...You can look it, but you can't touch it

After some Rums, any style could happen...

That is how they loaded their bands

I loved this groups, full of kids

One of them

Root woman, I guess

Mr. Chinese King

The last one

I was trying to be really close to the performers and then I knew that most of them are really drunk, that's the reason why they could do something naughty hehehehehe without any shyness. You know what, each of them had to spend some hundreds of Caribbean Dollars just to get the costumes, and after the carnival, you can see pieces of their torn costumes thrown away everywhere...

You Tube...

I don't know why I feel I am touched by this song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrRexMizz70

A friend of mine asked if I could post some musics and this one is her's favorite...I guess
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DJ4cM4WRvY

Little Cutty Conchy

I was sitting on the beach, waiting to snap some sunset views during my day-off. Being all alone by myself. No time to feel about stress as too much work to do. So, stress never comes to me.






Well, while focusing for a nice view, a little conch, I guess I would call that as I am not quite sure, came inside my short pant, looking for freaking stinky stuff....lucky me, I found him first otherwise my......errrr....plums will be bitten...Look at that, it is so small and so cute...




You can see how small it is...

Once Upon A Time In Phnom Penh

There was a man, who is me now, came to Phnom Penh for a friend visit. It was my second time. First time was with my friend and we took boat, so I did not have to worry too much as he will be my guide, but this time I was alone all by myself and I took a taxi. We left Siem Reap in the morning as always but unfortunately my taxi broke down somewhere in Kompong thom and took very long time to fix it. Till noon then we could continue our journey, back on the road again.I always kept in touch with my friend through public phone, as taxi stopped sometime, to let him know that I will be late as the problem occurred. I reached Phnom Penh at almost 6pm, You see! I left Siem Reap 7am, oh! god. It took me a whole day.Anyway I was in PP now, but now the taxi was stopping somewhere near Hotel Le Royal, I knew that hotel coz my friend's house is somewhere behind it. As taxi stopped there so I decided to step down and leave for my friend's house, even though it was my second time but I seemed to remember things there, but see now I got a problem. My friend was waiting to pick me up at the taxi station, so called Soriya bus station something like that...since I had to cross the street to the other side, and it was so crowded , it was not like my hometown that hardly to see even cow cart to pass hehehehe...but now here in PP, so everywhere were crowded, I was wondering how to cross the street, and a Motodup came to me ask if I need to go somewhere, of course I do, I replied but I just need to cross the street hehehehe...I did spent 1000 riels for him. then I called my friend and we met shortly after that. Then I told him that I hired a Motodup just to cross the street. He and many other in the house were really laughing at me. It was really imaging to me and I still remember that moment. But I think it was a good idea to cross the street in PP by hired a Motodup ehehehe...

Places I've Ever...

Now, Here I Am

Saint Lucia, Caribbean. Nice place I got here, beaches are every where and one of them is just a few steps from my apartment. Look at a big boat(hehehehe big boat) behind me, it's so huge...I always dream to have set my foot up there one day. Gonna leave here soon, very soon.

Next trip...(still in dreaming)
I wish I could have been in Mars one time before I die...hehehehe...elevator is being done from earth to Mars anyway...:)

A Cheap Hotel In Gatwick

Just an overnight for transiting...I have nothing much to tell. I did walk around the area all by myself, and oh I did see apple trees, peach trees and black berry trees too, apple were dropped everywhere under the trees and hey, don't laugh at me, it was the first time I have ever seen apple trees.

Buj Al Arab, Dubai

Dubai, United Arab Emirates...for 3 and a half years, I could not believe I did that...really imaging to experience in Dubai. For the first 3 months I really wanted to move my a** back to Siem Reap but I met a Filipino women in a banquet room(in banquet room here I don't mean that I was a guest hehehe), she told me(as I always complained about life in Dubai) that " You would not like here if you are not complete 6 months", I did not believe her but thing went so well till I could have been there for more than 3 years...Oh! you know what? I rode the camel through the desert to watch the belly dance, where the dancer covered only her face and left everything open...wow!!! not bad at all...believe that?

The Dragon Walk, Singapore

Singapore, been there just for a couple days for food promotion...How do I look? Do I look like a gang of Siem Reap?kekekeke

First Thing Ever Posted...

Hi, I don't know what should I do in here at first as I am still new hehehe.
Will come for more. See you all later...