""Keep It Hot, Keep It Cookin""

Valentine's Special

2009-02-16T09:42:00.009+07:00

It was such very long that I've never updated anything to my blog. Now, as I just started my new job in an old hotel, I came up with a very simple but special menu for Valentine's day.

Amouse Bouch

Fried Cambodian Fish Cake

Vegetables Pickle

Salad
Mixed Salad with Tomato, Anchovies and Olives

Italian Dressing

Soup

Roasted Pumpkin and Coconut Soup Flavoured

with Lemongrass, Sesame Straw

Main Course
Pan-Seared Potatoes Scaled Seabass with Vegetables Spaghetti

Sun-dried Tomato and Balsamic Reduction

Chillin' Your Heart
Three kinds of Homemade Ice Creams
Topped with Rich Chocolate Sauce

Bon Apertit

Happy Valentine's Day

Now, and in the Cage

2008-02-15T18:18:00.004+07:00

I actually wanted to post this one long ago but just not ready to let people know that I am not free hehehehehe, anyway I am ready now...to tell the trust, of course.

Finally I am done, I completed what life need, feeling so excited and don't know what else to say, just imagine that you always sleep alone in a single bed by yourself bla bla bla...., but now you got somebody by your side, putting her head on your hand while sleeping, how do you feel? Warm? oh! yeah.

The habbits of hanging out late at night and getting up late in the morning are(have to) Changed now, instead, get up early for breakfast and come home early for dinner together...and yeah sleep early...what else the married life would do?

Friends, who used to call me for a drinks or most of the time karaoke, are now even not send me a single sms...don't know what they are considering me now...

After married, one thing i have to do is to make friends with the friends that are married too, at least we have the similar idea...

Back On My Feet Again

2007-12-26T17:28:00.000+07:00

Dear All,

It was very long long days that I have gone and left my blog dead...
Now in Siem Reap I got a job and busy everyday in this high season period. I tried to come online sometime but you know what, I forgot the password to log in....hmmm too bad, just today that I could recover it back on track again.

Will talk to you all later,

Reason Why Never Visit a 5* Hotel...

2007-09-28T12:20:00.000+07:00

Question : " What would you like to have ...Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?"

Answer: " tea please "

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"

Answer : "Ceylon tea "

Question : "How would you like it ? Black or white ?"

Answer: "white"

Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ? "

Answer: "With milk "

Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"

Answer: "With cow milk please.

Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"

Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey? "

Answer: "With sugar"

Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"

Answer: "Cane sugar "

Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"

Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead."

Question: "Mineral water or still water ? "

Answer: "Mineral water"Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?"

Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst

Drink Safety

2007-09-01T10:26:00.000+07:00

Please click on the image to zoom in

How to avoid: Check on the bottom of the bottle there is a triangle sign and there will be a number on it.
If the number is higher than or equal to 5 --> then this bottle is safe to use.
Whatever number under 5, will release the chemical. For most bottle water, the number is 1.
Did you know chemical released by plastic water bottles can cause cancer (It is not the water that affecting you but the chemical releasing from the bottle)

Rums Of The Caribbean

2007-08-12T00:32:00.000+07:00

Just a year in St. Lucia, one of the beautiful islands in Caribbean, I've learn a lot about tradition, foods, drinks, the way of living and more...

And what make me so interesting the most was the way people here drinking, Actually I am not a really bad drinker, I mean for just a case of Heineken for 2 of us, I can do it, but for here, beers are considered to be just like water to them. And most which they drink are rums, rums are known around the world, and Caribbean people drink rum just like we eat rice.

Here are just some of which mostly well known in the Caribbean.

El Dorado Rum, Guyana
El Dorado Dark Rum has the smooth strength and the warm full-bodied taste that has satisfied the most traditional of rum drinkers, afloat or ashore.
The new, younger, adventurous breed of rum discoverers appreciates its distinctive qualities.
This lightly aged rum is perfect as a straight drink and as winter grog or as a mixer.
ABV: 40%

Admiral Rodney-St. Lucia
Burnished pale amber with a faint grayish hue. Chocolate, brown spice, caramel, and earthy fresh cut flower aromas. A soft, round entry leads to a smooth, dryish medium-bodied palate with caramel, ripe dried fruits, earthy Brett-like minerals, and rich brown spices. Finishes with a lingering, spicy wood, and fruit fade. Interesting.Admiral Rodney Rum Extra Old aus St. Lucia mit 700 ml. und 40 % Vol. This is the best Rum from the distillery so enjoy straight. Burnished pale amber with a faint grayish hue. Chocolate, brown spice, caramel, and earthy fresh cut flower aromas. A soft, round entry leads to a smooth, dryish medium-bodied palate with caramel, ripe dried fruits, earthy Brett-like minerals, and rich brown spices. Finishes with a lingering, spicy wood, and fruit fade. Interesting.
ABV40%

Macoucherie Rum- Dominique
Strong alcohol taste in a light clear rum. Bottled for the West Indian taste for a rum with attitude.
The fresh sugar cane aroma is high-lighted with a white oak and tone which carries through the fruit and suede leather body to the rich tannins in the finish.
ABV 50%

Sunset Extra Gold Rum-St. Vincent
A distinctive blend of aged golden rums. Distilled from a molasses wash in a modern two column still, the success of this blend is due in part to the unique aging conditions. After distillation, the fresh rum is dilluted to 54% alcohol by volume before it is allowed to mellow in once used oak Kentucky bourbon barrels for up to ten years.

Royal Oak-Trinidad & Tobago
Royal Oak is a select blend of the finest aged rums, hand - crafted and matured slowly in charred oak casks. It is Trinidad's great, superior rum.
ABV 40%

Mount Gay- Barbados
Mount Gay is one of the oldest rum in the world. Since 1703 this rum has been hand-crafted at the same location, using the finest Barbados sugar cane and pure spring water.
Mount Gay Rum's heritage and legendary quality continue to be enjoyed by rum connoisseurs the world over.
savor the legend of Mount Gay Rum with cola with your favorite mixer or on the rocks.
ABV 40%

Bacardi Silver, Light Rum- Puerto Rico
BACARDI Silver (Superior) is the world's great brand of rum. It is classic BACARDI rum, the soul of the BACARDI brand - youthful, high-quality, sociable, sensual and passionate. BACARDI Silver is the main bearer of Bacardi's authenticity, origin and craft; it has carried the BACARDI Bat Device as its symbol since 1862. Its personality is that of the Latin Caribbean...which provides the Brand with a unique point of view on life.
ABV 43%

La Favorite- Martinique
Dark Brown rhum Agricola distilled from fresh sugar cane juice.
A blend of rhums aged 3 to 10 years in used whiskey and bourbon barrels.The aroma carries hints of prune and smoky wood leading to a balanced fig, cinnamon, prune and nutmeg body with licorice in the finish.
ABV 50%

Appleton Estate-Jamaica
Appleton Estate is the oldest and most famous of all of Jamaica's sugar estates. It is nestled in the fertile Nassau Valley on either side of the Black River in the Southwest of Jamaica. The origins of Appleton Estate date back to 1655 when the English captured Jamaica from the Spaniards. Frances Dickinson, whose grandsons Caleb and Ezekiel were the earliest known owners of the Appleton Estate, took part in that conquest of Jamaica, and it is believed that Appleton Estate was part of the land grant that Dickinson received as reward for his services.
ABV 43%

Rice, The Symbol Of Life

2007-08-06T11:04:00.000+07:00

Talking about cooking last time, I forgot to mention about rice, anyway, I am sure all of us would know that we, Khmer, are consuming rice as stable food everyday. Rice is part of the rituals and ceremonies and it is part of religious offerings.

According to one of our Khmer cookbooks, there are more than 2000 rice varieties indigenous to Cambodia, and more than 40,000 rice varieties world wide.

Here, I am just briefly describing some rice are mostly used in South East Asia and around the world.

Jasmine Rice (SE Asia),
Jasmine Rice is the best aromatic rice well known in the world. The grains of Jasmine rice appear silky, smooth and shiny.

White Rice (SE Asia),
White Rice means rice that is obtained by removing bran from Cargo non-glutinous rice.

White Glutinous Rice (SE Asia),
White Glutinous Rice means sticky rice or sweet rice, consists of amylase and amylopectin starch. With a chalky white texture, glutinous rice is often use in producing starch and flour.

Black Glutinous Rice (SE Asia),
Black Glutinous Rice has a rich, nutty flavor that is distinctly different from the more subtle taste of glutinous rice. It is generally sweetened with coconut milk and sugar and eaten as a snack or dessert.

Black Rice (SE Asia),
Black Rice could be either medium or long grain. Precooked black rice has white kernels inside the black bran. Once cooked, the rice becomes deep dark purple with a nutty flavor and whole grain texture.

Red Rice ( SE Asia),
Red Rice has a shorter and wider seed than long grain rice. A typical red rice plant has an unusually hard grain, which retains its shape after an hour of cooking.

Brown Rice (SE Asia),
Brown Rice similar to White Rice. The only difference between these two varieties is the milling; milling remove both the husk and the bran layer of kernel. Brown rice contains more nutrient than White Rice and very high in fiber and vitamin B.

Basmati ( India)
Basmati Rice is a variety of long grain rice , famous for its fragrance and delicate flavor. Its name means "The Fragrant One" in Hindi, but it can also mean the "Soft Rice." Basmati Rice can only be cultivated in the Indian subcontinent at the Himalayan foothills.

The grains of basmati rice are much longer than they are wide, and they grow even longer as they cook. They stay firm and separate, not sticky, after cooking. Basmati rice is available both as a White rice and a Brown rice. Brown rice takes longer to cook than white, about 30 minutes as opposed to 10. Due to the high amount of starch clinging to the rice grains, many cooks wash this rice before cooking it. Soaking it for half an hour to two hours before cooking makes the grains less likely to break during cooking.

Wild Rice (United States)
Wild rice has been the staple food of the Sioux and Chippewa . Wild rice is not a rice it is a grain. Wild rice are seeds of a water grass. They are long and dark brown with black colorings. Just a wonderful smoky, nutty flavor and chewy in texture. Wild rice from lakes are the best choice as they are far superior than cultivated wild rice. Although, cultivated paddies provide excellent breeding ground for waterfowl and other wildlife.

Arborio Rice ( Italy)
Arborio rice, a pearly-looking, round, fat, Italian white rice, forms the foundation of risotto, the dish. Riso means rice in Italian. Like other rices, Arborio is a member of the grass family. What distinguishes it is a higher than normal amount of soluble starch that is released during cooking. The starch is what makes a risotto creamy.

Arborio rice takes about eighteen minutes to cook. It is done when it is al dente, tender on the outside and firm in the center.

Sushi Rice (Japan)
Sushi rice is white short grain Japanese rice, which has a consistency that differ from other long-grain strains sush as Basmati rice. The essential quality is its stickiness. Rice that is too sticky has a mushy texture. .The most Important technique in the preparation of sushi is how to make sushi rice, that is called 'shari,' 'sushi-meshi,' or 'su-meshi' (vinegar[ed] - [cooked]rice), in its best condition, and that depends on how perfectly mix-up the cooked rice and vinegar-mixture (awase-zu) together deliciously. The taste of sushi greatly depends on the taste of sushi rice. It is often said that the rice part shares as much as 60% of it, according to the opinions of many sushi chefs. The key factor is the 'shari' itself, as well as fish (sashimi) quality.

Simply Delicious...

2007-08-04T13:36:00.001+07:00

In response to one of my blogger friends, who has been away from Home Sweet Home,very poor in cooking plus she got to cook for herself hehehe so pity...Now, I got some easy easy but yummy recipes for you and for all...Oh! but there is no picture right now...I am sorry about that, hope you will get some pictures in your mind when you read through the recipes...

Here you go...

First, I shall start with Appetizer

Nhoam Krouch Th'long (Pomelo or grapefruit Salad)

Ingredients
300 gm Pomelo, peeled and separate the segments into pieces
1/2 cup Bacon,boiled and cut into 1/2 cm strip
1/3 cup Dried Shrimp, soaked, drained and pounded
1/3 cup Peanut, roasted and coarsely pounded
1/3 cup Coconut, grated and roasted till golden brown.
1 cup Mint Leaves, cleaned

Dressing
1, 1/2 tbsp Sugar
1 tbsp Fish Sauce
1 tbsp Lime Juice
1 glove Garlic, finely chopped
1 pc Shallot, thinly sliced
1/2 pc bird eyes chili, finely chopped
1/2 tbsp Ajinomoto if you prefer
In a bowl, mix everything together and stir till the sugar dissolved, keep aside.

Garnish
2 tbsp Fried Shallots

Preparation
In a mixing bowl, add pomelo, bacon, dried shrimp, and pour over the dressing, mix them. then add the peanut, mint leaves, and coconut, toss well. Garnish with Fried shallot and ready to serve.

Tips:
I would suggest you to use the pomelo, which is not too sweet but a bit sour and bitter, will be best for this salad. and for dried shallots, you can find it ready made in most Asian supermarket. For dressing, you can make double quantity or more for next days use, it can be kept in air tight container in a fridge for a week.

Try this recipe with smoked fish (trey cha er) instead of bacon. You also can try this recipe for Green Mango Salad, just use green mango instead of pomelo and use smoked fish instead of bacon, and add more Chi leaves like Chi Barang leaves, Khmer basil leaves. and don't use coconut.

Then Sip the Soup
You like Seafood, Don't ya?

S' ngor Chruok Bangkang ( Sour Lobster Soup with Herbs)

Ingredient
300 gm Lobster, cleaned
4 cup Water
1 stalk Lemon Grass, pounded and cut into 10cm
2 pcs Kafir Lime Leaves
1 tbsp Uncooked Rice
1 tbsp Salt
1 tbsp Fish Sauce
1 tsp Sugar
1/3 cup slices Combo of Saw Leaves(chi Barang), Basil leaves, and spring Onion
Juice of half lime

Preparation
Bring the water to boil in a large pot with uncooked rice and salt, when it bubbles add lemon grass and lime leaves and boil for 5 minutes so the full aroma is released. Then add lobster, either whole or cut into big pieces, and cook for 10-15 minutes, then season with sugar and fish sauce. Just before serving, add the combo of chi leaves and spring onion and lime juice.

Tips:
I would request you if you could do a little more work, just peel off the lobster shell and boil along with water, after 5 minutes then you remove and discard away. for this you will have a better flavor soup.

You can use this recipe with fish and chicken to do Sour Fish Soup and Sour Chicken Soup too. And with chicken you can just add banana blossom, it will be Sour Chicken Soup with herbs and Banana blossom.

Now Main Dishes...

Sach Ko Chha K'Dao ( Stir Fired Beef with Hot Basil, lemon grass and chili)

I hope you can find Chi M'reah Preov in the States, try to find it in Thai super market.

Ingredients
200 gm Beef Tenderloin, thinly sliced
3 cup Hot Basil Leaves,
1 pc Lemon grass, pounded and cut into 10 cm
1 pc Bird Eye Chili
6 cloves Garlic, chopped
1 tbsp Oyster Sauce
1 tbsp Soy Sauce
1 tsp Fish Sauce
1 tsp Sugar
3 tbsp Water, or stock
Oil for cooking

Sliced Red Bell Pepper for garnish

Preparation
Heat large amount of oil in the wok to quickly fry the beef, strain and keep aside for next use. pour oil to a container, use the same wok, heat up a little oil and fry garlic, chili and lemon grass, till the aroma of lemon grass appear, add beef and oyster sauce, soy sauce, sugar and fish sauce and stir fry to mix for 2 minutes, then add water and hot basil leaves and mix briskly in the sauce. Turn off the heat and serve on the plate and garnish with bell pepper.

Tips:
You don't have to fry beef ahead of time if you don't want to, you can just fry it direct with other ingredients.
You can use the same method with chicken too, use chicken wing or leg, chop with bone.

Are you vegetarian?
In case you may want to lose some weights hehehehe...but you are in the good shape now, seriously.

Chha Khatna Preng Kh' Yorng( Stir Fried Kailan with Oyster Sauce)

This dish is not for real vegetarian as I am using oyster sauce

Ingredient
300 gm Kailan, peeled and sliced
5 cloves Garlic, chopped
3 tbsp Oyster Sauce
2 tbsp soy Sauce
Corn starch diluted with water.

Boiling water for blanching
Oil for cooking

Preparation
Blanch Kailan in boiling water just 30 seconds, remove and drain off water. In a wok heat up the oil and fry garlic till aroma appear then add Kailan, stir to mix, add oyster sauce, soya sauce and stir, then add corn starch diluted with water. Serve immediately.

In case you like it spicy (Khatna Teuk Phnek, Tearing Kailan hehehe) just add some chopped chili togethere with garlic while you fry. Then you will know the meaning of Khatna Teuk Phnek...

You might have to use MSG, Ajinomoto for every dishes as it is commonly use in our home cooking.

Dessert???
Er....nah just simply buy some frozen ice creams and keep in your fridge tov ban hey hehehehe, because I don't think you have time to prepare the dessert, as you are always busy studying and posting your blog hehehehe.

Bon Apertit

Marzipan Babies...

2007-08-01T11:07:00.000+07:00

I wish these works were done by me, but since I did not know anything about marzipan, so my wish is not granted hehehehe...

Thought you'd be as fascinated with these as I.

These are made with marzipan....really unbelievable!

While some of the faces may look "crafted" rather than "real", every detail is amazing, and the rest looks VERY real.

Marzipan is a sweet paste made of ground almonds and sugar, often with egg whites or yolks, used as a layer in cakes or molded into ornamental shapes.

This woman is definitely talented.....

Do You Wanna Bet???

2007-08-01T05:25:00.000+07:00

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman
replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked,"What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning with my lawyer as a witness."

"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over again and again until he was positive that no one could consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the president. "Given the amount of money involved, you should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around 10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the balls of the President of the Bank of Canada!"

Signs...

2007-07-30T12:43:00.001+07:00

Dear All ( especially ladies), please don't mind me when you view the picture of signs below...They're just signs that I see in the other way around...

Please click on the picture to zoom in

Bed Time Story For Everyone...

2007-07-27T07:41:00.000+07:00

" Gold Wrapping Paper"

The story goes, that some time ago a mother punished her five year old daughter for wasting a roll of expensive gold wrapping paper.

Money was tight, and she became even more upset when the child used the gold paper to decorate a box to put under the Christmas tree.

Nevertheless, the little girl brought the gift box to her mother the next morning and then said, "This is for you, Momma."

The mother was embarrassed by her earlier over-reaction, but her anger flared again when she opened
the box and found it was empty. She spoke to her daughter in a harsh manner.

"Don't you know, young lady, when you give someone a present there's supposed to be something inside the package?"

She had tears in her eyes and said, "Oh, Momma, it's not empty! I blew kisses into it, until it was full". The mother was crushed. She fell on her knees and put her arms around her little girl, and she begged her forgiveness for her thoughtless anger.

An accident took the life of the child only a short time later, and it is told that the mother kept that gold box by her bed for all the years of her life.

Whenever she was discouraged, or
faced difficult problems, she would open the box and take out an imaginary kiss, and remember the love of the child who had put it there.

In a very real sense, each of us--as human beings--has been given a golden box filled with unconditional love
and kisses from our children, family, friends and GOD. There is no more precious possession anyone could hold.

Goodwill From Dubai

2007-07-27T06:52:00.000+07:00

I got this message from a friend of mine when I was in Dubai, now let keep it circulating once again, just in case.

Here it goes...

BEWARE OF PAPER AT THE BACK GLASS OF YOUR VEHICLE

(This can happen to anyone – anywhere)

NEW WAY TO DO CAR JACKING (NOT A JOKE!!!)

Heads up everyone. Please, keep this circulating...

You walk across the parking lot, unlock your car and get inside. You start the engine and shift into Reverse. When you look into the rearview mirror to back out of your parking space, you notice a piece of paper stuck to the middle of the rear window. So, you shift into Park, unlock your doors, and jump out of your car to remove that paper (or whatever it is) that is obstructing your view.

When you reach the back of your car, that is when the car hacker's appear out of nowhere, jump into your car and take off.

They practically mow you down as they speed off in your car.

And guess what, ladies? I bet your purse is still in the car. So now the carjacker has your car, your home address, your money, and your keys. Your home and your whole identity is now compromised!

BEWARE OF THIS NEW SCHEME THAT IS NOW BEING USED.
If you see a piece of paper stuck to your back window, just drive away.

Remove the paper later. And be thankful that you read this e-mail.

I hope you will forward this to friends and family, especially to women.

A purse contains all kinds of personal information and identification documents, and you certainly do NOT want t his to fall into the wrong hands.

Please keep this going...

Department of Tourism and Commerce Marketing,
Government of Dubai,
P. O. Box 594, Dubai
United Arab Emirates
Tel: + 971 4 223 00 00 Fax: +971 4 223 00 22
http://www.dubaitourism.ae

6 Classic Affairs

2007-07-26T04:45:00.000+07:00

First Affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt.

He put on his shoes and drove home.

"Where have you been?" his wife demanded.

"I can't lie to you," he replied, "I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon."

"You lying bastard!

You've been playing golf!"

The 2nd Affair:

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son.

They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted.

The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son.

He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen.

He told his wife, "There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?"

The wife smiled sweetly and replied, "! Not this time!"

The 3rd Affair:

A mortician was working late one night.

He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!

"I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must! be saved for posterity."

So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

"I have to show you something you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

"My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead?!?!"

The 4th Affair:

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.
"Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

"Don't move until I tell you," she said. "Pretend you're a statue."

"What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room.

"Oh it's a statue." she replied. "The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too."

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

"Here," he said to the statue, "have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing."

The 5th Affair:

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.

"Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent."

"One Cent?" the man thought.

He glanced at the menu and asked, "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?"

"A nickel," the barman replied.

"A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The bartender replied, "Upstairs, with my wife."

The man asked, "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?"

The bartender replied,

"The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."

The 6th Affair:

Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside.

He looked up and said weakly, "I have something I must confess."

"There's no need to," his wife replied.

"No," he insisted, "I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!"

"I know, I know," she replied. "Now just rest and let the poison work."

Nothing Is Impossible...

2007-07-26T03:28:00.000+07:00

When someone tells you that you can't do something...

Look around...

Consider all options...

Then GO for it!

Use all the things God gave you!

Be creative!

In the end, you will succeed and prove them wrong!

Always remember... "Nothing is impossible, if your heart is willing"

Jokes From My Mailbox...

2007-07-26T03:10:00.000+07:00

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St.Lucia's Carnival

2007-07-25T15:09:00.000+07:00

St Lucia's Carnival is the most extravagant event on the island. Each year in the capital, Castries, throngs of people jam the streets in colorful costumes to parade to the latest soca and calypso hits.

The major highlight of the carnival season is the calypso competition. The island's premier performers pit their lyrical and musical abilities in an attempt to win the coveted Calypso Monarch title. The season begins months in advance, with competitors performing nightly for audiences eager to hear the latest offerings.

The carnival also features a beauty queen competition, a steel band competition called Panorama and a King and Queen of the Band competition. Individuals representing particular bands compete in elaborate costumes before a panel of judges. Amidst the revelry there is also a jam that features top soca acts from throughout the Caribbean.

All of the action explodes into a kaleidoscope of color and sound on Carnival Tuesday when the costumed bands take to the streets for a day of complete and unadulterated fun.

Here are some pictures to share for you...

with Mr...errr Mr. $

with a beautiful woman

I can't believe they did that

Something, something errrr....I don't know too

Another..............

Devils

Carnival Queen

Another one

My favorite one but she lost

Ah! this little boy is looking at something interesting...You can look it, but you can't touch it

After some Rums, any style could happen...

That is how they loaded their bands

I loved this groups, full of kids

One of them

Root woman, I guess

Mr. Chinese King

The last one

I was trying to be really close to the performers and then I knew that most of them are really drunk, that's the reason why they could do something naughty hehehehehe without any shyness. You know what, each of them had to spend some hundreds of Caribbean Dollars just to get the costumes, and after the carnival, you can see pieces of their torn costumes thrown away everywhere...

You Tube...

2007-07-25T14:08:00.000+07:00

I don't know why I feel I am touched by this song...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrRexMizz70

A friend of mine asked if I could post some musics and this one is her's favorite...I guess
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DJ4cM4WRvY

Little Cutty Conchy

2007-07-25T03:45:00.000+07:00

I was sitting on the beach, waiting to snap some sunset views during my day-off. Being all alone by myself. No time to feel about stress as too much work to do. So, stress never comes to me.

Well, while focusing for a nice view, a little conch, I guess I would call that as I am not quite sure, came inside my short pant, looking for freaking stinky stuff....lucky me, I found him first otherwise my......errrr....plums will be bitten...Look at that, it is so small and so cute...

You can see how small it is...

Once Upon A Time In Phnom Penh

2007-07-23T11:26:00.000+07:00

There was a man, who is me now, came to Phnom Penh for a friend visit. It was my second time. First time was with my friend and we took boat, so I did not have to worry too much as he will be my guide, but this time I was alone all by myself and I took a taxi. We left Siem Reap in the morning as always but unfortunately my taxi broke down somewhere in Kompong thom and took very long time to fix it. Till noon then we could continue our journey, back on the road again.I always kept in touch with my friend through public phone, as taxi stopped sometime, to let him know that I will be late as the problem occurred. I reached Phnom Penh at almost 6pm, You see! I left Siem Reap 7am, oh! god. It took me a whole day.Anyway I was in PP now, but now the taxi was stopping somewhere near Hotel Le Royal, I knew that hotel coz my friend's house is somewhere behind it. As taxi stopped there so I decided to step down and leave for my friend's house, even though it was my second time but I seemed to remember things there, but see now I got a problem. My friend was waiting to pick me up at the taxi station, so called Soriya bus station something like that...since I had to cross the street to the other side, and it was so crowded , it was not like my hometown that hardly to see even cow cart to pass hehehehe...but now here in PP, so everywhere were crowded, I was wondering how to cross the street, and a Motodup came to me ask if I need to go somewhere, of course I do, I replied but I just need to cross the street hehehehe...I did spent 1000 riels for him. then I called my friend and we met shortly after that. Then I told him that I hired a Motodup just to cross the street. He and many other in the house were really laughing at me. It was really imaging to me and I still remember that moment. But I think it was a good idea to cross the street in PP by hired a Motodup ehehehe...

Places I've Ever...

2007-07-22T13:44:00.000+07:00

Now, Here I Am

Saint Lucia, Caribbean. Nice place I got here, beaches are every where and one of them is just a few steps from my apartment. Look at a big boat(hehehehe big boat) behind me, it's so huge...I always dream to have set my foot up there one day. Gonna leave here soon, very soon.

Next trip...(still in dreaming)
I wish I could have been in Mars one time before I die...hehehehe...elevator is being done from earth to Mars anyway...:)

A Cheap Hotel In Gatwick

Just an overnight for transiting...I have nothing much to tell. I did walk around the area all by myself, and oh I did see apple trees, peach trees and black berry trees too, apple were dropped everywhere under the trees and hey, don't laugh at me, it was the first time I have ever seen apple trees.

Buj Al Arab, Dubai

Dubai, United Arab Emirates...for 3 and a half years, I could not believe I did that...really imaging to experience in Dubai. For the first 3 months I really wanted to move my a** back to Siem Reap but I met a Filipino women in a banquet room(in banquet room here I don't mean that I was a guest hehehe), she told me(as I always complained about life in Dubai) that " You would not like here if you are not complete 6 months", I did not believe her but thing went so well till I could have been there for more than 3 years...Oh! you know what? I rode the camel through the desert to watch the belly dance, where the dancer covered only her face and left everything open...wow!!! not bad at all...believe that?

The Dragon Walk, Singapore

Singapore, been there just for a couple days for food promotion...How do I look? Do I look like a gang of Siem Reap?kekekeke

First Thing Ever Posted...

2007-07-22T05:10:00.000+07:00

Hi, I don't know what should I do in here at first as I am still new hehehe.
Will come for more. See you all later...